On the first day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:

Ransomware in my Christmas treeOn the second day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the third day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Four calling scams,Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Five edge servers DOWN!Four calling scams,Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Six camera’s watching,Five edge servers DOWN!Four calling scams,Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Seven bots a-breaching,six camera’s watching,Five edge servers DOWN!Four calling scams,Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Eight firmware’s stealing,Seven bots a-breaching,six camera’s watching,five edge servers DOWN!Four calling scams,Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Nine nodes a-spying,Eight firmware’s stealing,Seven bots a-breaching,six camera’s watching,five edge servers DOWN!Four calling scams,Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Ten botnets phishingNine nodes a-spying,Eight firmware’s stealing,Seven bots a-breaching,six camera’s watching,Five edge servers DOWN!Four calling scams,Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Eleven gadgets spoofingTen botnets phishingNine nodes a-spying,Eight firmware’s stealing,Seven bots a-breaching,six camera’s watching,Five edge servers DOWN!Four calling scams,Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, andRansomware in my Christmas tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, a hacker sent to me:Twelve routers routing

What! My routers are under attack. That’s it, I’ve had enough!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, I called Cyber Security.They did risk assessment, pen testing, and fast remediation and got rid of:Twelve routers routingEleven gadgets spoofingTen botnets phishingNine nodes a-spying,Eight firmware’s stealing,Seven bots a-breaching,six camera’s watching,Five edge servers DOWN!Four calling scams,Three DDOS strikes,Two trojan horses, and theRansomware in my Christmas tree